Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Profile: This Moses Guy

Openly defies Egyptian authority. Just walks right into large bodies of water. Pretends to read things on rocks. Crotchety. Gets all murderous when people dance around false idols. Leads us around the desert for forty years. Tells us to get our food from the sky. Talks to burning plants and whirlwinds. Gives coveted high-priest job to his brother. Yells a lot. Founds monotheism.

Diagnosis: Ancient, Batshit


  1. With all of that going on I guess I can forgive the beard and the creepy resemblance to Charleton Heston.

  2. At least he had his own style. Heston is such a poser.